This was for a work colleague - when I was a fancy subject librarian at a university she was my counterpart in the learning technology dept., trying to drag academia into the 21st century (no easy job).
We had a north / south thing going on, and I'd often pull her leg about what a snob she was :) Hence we became Happyshopper Hurt and Waitrose Westerman. I stitched this for her before I left to go on maternity leave, and it sits on her desk. Funniest thing is she's an Essex girl, but you didn't hear that from me, right? ;)