Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Unintentional table art

  1. Casually scatter saturday supplement magazine on dining table.

  2. Spill whole cup of coffee over saturday supplement magazine whilst serving dinner, ensuring that it is completely soaked from cover to cover.

  3. Intend to clear up immediately.

  4. Leave for approximately four hours, whilst feeding daughter, clearing up ensuing mess, changing daughter, bathing daughter, putting daughter to bed, washing up, hoovering because you've just remembered you've got people coming round tomorrow etc etc.

  5. Remember saturday supplement and coffee incident and go to lift saturday supplement off table.

  6. Find it is stuck.

  7. Gently peel saturday supplement from table, and marvel at beautiful coffee scented artwork which is left behind.

  8. Take photo.

  9. Reluctantly scrub at artwork, only to find that it doesn't come off properly.

  10. Put placemat over it and file experience under 'Lessons Learned'.

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for the tutorial, I do this sort of thing all the time but can never remember the steps! :)